September 2012
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no one hates me more than I hate me.
Messaging someone
Them: Doesn't reply
Me: I regret this
Me: I regret everything
Me: I regret my whole life
Me: I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor
victims of legitimate murder rarely die. from what...
Me : Glance at text
Me : Reply 6 hours later
Cosmo sex tip #367
cosmo-sex-tips:
While having sex, suddenly stop before she reaches orgasm and say “And none for gretchen weiners, bye” and walk out of the room.
“If you don’t like to read you haven’t found the right book.”
– J. K. Rowling (via vedrai)
somethinghorrible:
how do you get self-esteem
is it something you can buy
can you win it in a tumblr giveaway
"Still, it's possible that you might be asking,...
—The Book Thief
